Stone Cold Country By The Grace Of God.

e-zekiel:

pizza:

there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it

yeah because I have twenty bucks

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sevenpoints:

iidelirium:

captainragtag:

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!” MEN SHOUT

“NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!” WOMEN REPLY

physicalvocalist:

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

lembas-and-cram:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

is it lead or lead

Maybe its Maybelline

I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.

misterpornographic:

me on my way to steal yo girl

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classicalistair:

unicorn-avengers:

LOOK WHAT I MADE
I bought a pair of old jeans for, idk, 5 bucks maybe, and cut them into a pair of shorts. I put some studs on the pocket, and some awesome as hell marvel fabric, and bam there I have a pair of marvelous shorts.

Maybe I actually want to wear shorts this year…

this is the best idea.

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cascentric:

rebloggable per request

story of my life in two gifs

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