there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it
yeah because I have twenty bucks
hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue
BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER
“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!” MEN SHOUT
“NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!” WOMEN REPLY
is it data or data
is it route or route
is it caramel or caramel
is it either or eitheris it read or read
is it lead or lead
Maybe its Maybelline
I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.
me on my way to steal yo girl
LOOK WHAT I MADE
I bought a pair of old jeans for, idk, 5 bucks maybe, and cut them into a pair of shorts. I put some studs on the pocket, and some awesome as hell marvel fabric, and bam there I have a pair of marvelous shorts.
Maybe I actually want to wear shorts this year…
this is the best idea.
rebloggable per request
story of my life in two gifs